Long Time Gone
Sorry my fans, or fan, I have been gone from the computer for a while so no typey bloggy. So here is some rules for everyone
1. Don’t ask when people are going to get married(or if they are married, when they are going to have kids). This should give me permission to snap back with something totally distateful, but I was a a wedding with my special lady and we got asked that multiple times(not my people so I did not want to land the lil lady in hot water w/ her peeps.) so I always just looked away and thought, what sucks so bad in your life that you are so concerned with our relationship status. If you are a guy and you ask this in front of my lady then I have the right to thump you.
2. No one (except grandparents) want to talk to little kids on the phone. It is a waste of time and just frustrates the person because the converstation tends to be unitelligible and hard to hear leading to the person just randomly saying uh huh, until it stops. Then they have a drink.
3. Don’t make such a big deal out of the vuvuzaylas (plastic horns). Is the news that slow that this is an important topic, for 1 it’s soccer so not that important, #B those things have been around for a while(have you not been to the St. Patricks Day Parade?) they have even been portrayed in an old episode of the Simpson’s where Bart gets one and beer gets poured in it and he becomes drunk(and Homer becomes The Beer Baron). So guess what soccer and early morning news/talkshow fans, fucking deal with it or die mad!
Oh and Movies to watch: The Road (viggo mortenson) the earth is dying and he and his son are trekking along, it is friggin awesome, should have been best pic or should be, but it is a bit of a downer. On the lighter side see Bruno, it is friggin off the chain. Straight Dave’s Man Slammin Max Out was just awesome, and the shit he pulled in the middle east, he has some nuts to do that.
