Need a computer???
So I decided I need a computer at home because I come up with these great ideas and philosphies when I am drinking, however at work and the rest of the world, sobriety is the killer of many dreams. People look at me funny whenever I tell them I don’t have a computer or the “interweb” at home, but F them in the A with a Dirty C. I won’t get one for the obvious reasons of 1. it costs a lot of money Money, B. I would have to do work to keep the viruses out of it. III. The man would have access to everything I have(I know your watching me the man), and finally when Skynet becomes self aware I don’t want it in my house. For those who didn’t get my email party on the first, contact me for details.
