Me impersonating Norm Macdonald’s Larry King
Croisandwhiches and tator tots are an awesome breakfast
RobotJox was a cheesy movie
The bar in the opening scene of Temple of Doom is “Obi Wans”
Oktoberfest is a great time to drink beer!
Ninjas are very dangerous people
Check out this sight to learn your “Douchebag” Name http://www.douchebagnamegenerator.com/
“Don’t fuck with the Babysitter!”
Support my new cause, Pistols for Pandas!
