Whistling

OK, Whistling should be outlawed, i can understand it as a means of getting somone’s attention or during Guns ‘N Roses “Patience” but otherwise it is quite possibly one of the most annoying noises ever following closely to “hey you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever?” and Fran Dressier’s laugh.  If caught whistling you should be sentenced to one week of having to do jazz hands continuously, only one handed while doing tasks like driving or peeing.  Oh on a sadder note if the dept does not vote to defer our raises then the 3 of people to be layed off is 100, I am safe but will be the absolute bottom #.  Unfortunately some of the guys are thinking that the city is jerking us around(and while I am a little suspicious) they are gambling with the jobs of others, meaning they have nothing to lose by voting it down.  It is funny how people forget where they were only a few years ago.  piss me right fucking off.  Guess I just better think of ways to enforce the Jazz Hands punishment to take my mind off of it.

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