June 2010
1 post
Long Time Gone
Sorry my fans, or fan, I have been gone from the computer for a while so no typey bloggy. So here is some rules for everyone
1. Don’t ask when people are going to get married(or if they are married, when they are going to have kids). This should give me permission to snap back with something totally distateful, but I was a a wedding with my special lady and we got asked that multiple...
May 2010
1 post
Soccer fans
This is what I love about soccer. There are so many fakers that they penalize people for dying! http://deadspin.com/5531751/soccer-player-gets-carded-for-fatal-heart-attack
April 2010
8 posts
Rules!
OK, so I have decided that every once in a while some rules need to be made aware, some apply just to men, others to everybody. But too many people are not learning them, so I got to get them out there.
If you plan on being a man learn to shake hands. A firm grip, whole hand, no limp wrist just the fingers. I went to shake a boys hand today and he gave me his left and didn’t know what to...
SouthPark
OK, I have been a SouthPark fan since it started, sure there are some episodes I didn’t care for and such, but hey they can’t all be winners. It is a show that works on many levels from fart jokes to serious social commentary. Sometimes it is great just to sit back and laugh as they make fun of the character named Seaman and other times I want to hear them battle hot issues. the...
Mary Jane
Ok, so I don’t know how isolated my life has been, but today while doing fire inspections I came across a building full of Marijuana plants. It was kinda like “guh?” So I guess these places are all over my area. Every time a building comes up vacant a pot grower moves in. I guess they have to meet the demand for medicine with a supply of the sticky icky. Now I stay away from...
movie time
OK, watched some critically acclaimed movies theat friggin blew. first I tried to watch Brazil which two of my enlightened film buddies told me to watch, because it is incredible. I understood the humor it was going for but it was like, ok, I get it, but it is not that funny or clever. My other Sack O’ Shit I watched was castaway, one of the old timers had it on during dinner. Pretty...
Unions
So I got angry the other day listening to a couple people talking about Unions. One person was mad because by not being in the union he was had no one to fight for him when he did not get the raise he was promissed. The other man made a statement about how nobody likes union and went on to say some more harsh words. While I do understand that unions do have their problems, with power can...
Get Your History Right.
So I got frustrated when I saw the gov of Virginia got in trouble for having a month to honor the confederacy. Now i know that we all like to think that Slavery was what the civil war was about, but despite what your 3rd grade teacher told you there were actually issues that at that time seemed more important to the people who control governments. I know that slavery is wrong and that it...
Need a computer???
So I decided I need a computer at home because I come up with these great ideas and philosphies when I am drinking, however at work and the rest of the world, sobriety is the killer of many dreams. People look at me funny whenever I tell them I don’t have a computer or the “interweb” at home, but F them in the A with a Dirty C. I won’t get one for the obvious reasons of...
Injured
So i have been gone from the computer for a long time, i was injured and sitting down effing sucks, it can be very painful, I have a bulging disk, sounds sexier than it really is. Finally have an answer to the problem and how to help it out. Hope it heals soon. I have been spending my time building new brewing supplies and you can expect some good beer coming from me. Oh and Gail I added the...
March 2010
4 posts
Leprechaun
Well it’s late for St. Patrick’s day, but check out this clip of a leprechaun in mobile alabama. I like the flute that’s thousands of years old from his Irish Great Grandfather. I had a blast at the parade, didn’t puke a drop and had a nice St. Patrick’s day with my girl and her family. Hope yours was as good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
Oscar night
So it’s Oscar nigth, haven’t seen Avatar yet, and probly wont’ see any of the other nominees(was Zombieland or All Saints Day nominated?). But I did watch a good movie last night, Cinderella Man. I am no boxer(yet) but I love boxing movies. They are just so awesome, it is one on one and the protagonist only has themself when they are in the ring. Part of why I love(used to...
Moustache Rebels!
I forgot today is the start of March Moustache Madness! I started mine and it is awesome, the extra testosterone from being on the truck today has helped it grow. As for the Rebels, I just watched Something Something Something Darkside and am in love with why the Empire hates the Rebels so much, I can’t believe they stole Andy’s dog. Oh Nooo. Rebels!!!
Spoiler alert
OK, so wrestling is done, now I have more time, more for drinking, brewing, and watching tv. Tosh.0 is one of my new favorite shows. Here is a clip form the show, it was edited on tv, this is the full version, I love how he explains the movie, “The Orphan”. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=266456&title=spoiler-alert-orphan-extended
February 2010
3 posts
Curling
Well I have decided I love women’s curling. The American team is full of hotties, and I was cheering and cussing loudly at the tv. Just imagine if I had been drinking like most curling fans. They should televize more of this! The curling, not me yelling, and less figure skating dammit! I heard one girl screaming “Yes! Yess! Yesss!” While another was screaming...
I Am Proud
OK, so this weekend was uor regional wrestling tourny. It involved a lot of stress from both the prep and sympathy stress for my old man. A lot of work goes into putting together a tournament and no one is ever greatful(Pricks!) But amid all the stress and pain and bad stuff I had a very proud moment. We have a kid who wrestled with us his freshman year and then decided to come back out his...
Too Old For Rock 'n Roll
So I have decided that I am too old to go to punk rock shows. Sucks to have to admit that. I love live music but just can’t hang with all the moshing(I just don’t get it) and how loud it is(my ears rang the next day, made it hard for sleep). I guess I will just have to enjoy the music from my stereo maybe turn up the volume a little. It’s ok, The Who found out on Sunday that...
January 2010
5 posts
Street Dogs!
Hey Guys, the Street dogs are coming to Denver sat. they are an awesome band, original lead singer of Dropkick Murphys became a firefighter, did that for a while then got back into music and created one of my most favoritest bands. You should check them out, they are playing at the Marquis theater in denver tix are $12 here: http://www.sodajerkpresents.com/show/detail/25343 ,$15 at the door. ...
State of the Union
Well all, kinda watched the State of the Union, listened to it a bit as well. Is it bad that I think if we got rid of most of the people in Washington the better off our country would be, get rid of “politicians” and bickering because of diff party affiliations and just took care of our shit. Get rid of all of our whining and just have everybody sack up and take care of there part...
great philosophy
found this thought is was good, not the first message, but the one added on… I love puppies!
Found out I have people following me on this blog dealy, thanks wolfman! He has some way cool photos. http://wolfman-k.com/
Good News Everybody
Well despite this being a rough week with a lot of hard news I did see some good news in the paper today. That no good lying sack-o-shit of a governer will not seek re-election. Hooray for everybody. If he did run he would lose horribly beecause not only do Repubs hate him, but so do the Dems! Here is one of the reasons I hate him so. After he made promisses to stand for the Union and help us...
Happy New Year
Well I thought I would wish you all a happy new year by telling you about my new years eve. So me and my special lady made some big plans since it was the anniversary of us meeting. So we went to the restraunt we went to on our first date, to find it closed for new years, so we got Chinese food next door. We were all dressed super hot and went up to Blackhawk. A little tip, never go to the...
December 2009
5 posts
Christmas Songs
OK, so there are some normal Christmas songs that are decent, most suck Rocks, so here are some of my faves, besides the entire Muppets and John Denver album(my folks have the cd and lp).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlmjtASMZjc
This one’s for Jen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foybsDsn5hk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjEIP6otc4Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfS3Oj5jcas
...
Christmas time is here
Since most of you are off on Christmas thought I would post these today, just some of my Christmas favorites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ubem25WyN8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu3HgeMAxkI&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY
http://www.spike.com/video/snl-christmas-song/2783184
Been on Vac
Sorry I haven’t posted, I’m on vacation and don’t have a computer. here is a good picture from cymon. If it works
people of WalMart
Most of you know my “love” of WalMart, Rev Peyton’s Big Damn Band sings a great song about them. But I have found a site I love entitled peopleofwalmart.com Hope you enjoy. I wish my family had matching winter scene jackets.
Christmas is coming
Well amazingly it is Dec 1 and I am not sick of Christmas yet. Many times they run it into the friggin ground before Thanksgiving even happens. I have put up a Christmas tree, it’s small, think Charlie Brown style. I took pics for my Christmas card(yup I am brining it back), and am trying to put up my Budweiser Christmas lights on my window. I have heard 2 Christmas songs today, one by...
November 2009
5 posts
Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody
I can’t repost what my buddy put up, not enough tech, so here is a link, check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
Movie Reviews
OK, so I am all excited cause I went and saw Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day. I went in with low expectations since it is a sequal and I was friggin blown away by how good it was. It was so funny and you know me(maybe) and how I get when I am laughing hard, I couldn’t help it. Just a darn good movie. “Who ordered the whoop-ass fajitas!?” Other good things I have watched,...
Sorry
Sorry all, been gone, sick for a week laid up, not h1n1, then my girlfriends fatehr passed away so I have been helping her out. Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers for both My Girl and myself. I will get back on the blog soon.
Cheers,
Guy Fawkes Party
Well all, thurs was my now annual Guy Fawkes party, it was great, we drank some english beer, had a bon fire, burned an effigy, a lot of fun was had by all, probaly the most fun was watching my little nephew in the early part of the night, he was runnin all over the place and cracking everybody up. What a lil badass. The fire was a lot smaller this year as it has been drier and I didn’t...
Halloween
So last night was halloween. It was fun, I dressed up as beloved Simpsons character Duffman. My costume was pretty awesome. My ladyfriend dressed up as Elvira Mistress of the Dark. She was definitely looking HOT! My favorite costume was my buddy Zach, he dressed up as the 2nd amendment. How does one do that you ask? He wore overalls and had furry sleeves and paws, the right to bear arms! ...
October 2009
7 posts
Pogues Review
So fri night I went to see the Pogues. They had never played Denver until that night and it was at the Ogden so small cozy venue, pretty sweet. We showed up in time to get 2 beers, find a spot and then the Pogues kicked in, so we missed the opening act, the Detroit Cobras(no big worry to me). It was sweet. The band came out and then a stage hand lead out Shane McGowan. If you think Keith...
Scrape
OK, so people need to scrape off their windows if they park outside. You are not driving a friggin tank so you should not be navigating through little slits. Usually I only see women doing this but today I saw a Dude, you are gay. So either let your car warm up and melt it off b4 driving or scrape ‘em!
Bacon Nature v Nurture
So I took my nephew to breakfast today, he is 15 mos old. I have found through his actions that love of bacon is genetic. That boy kept stealing bacon off my mom’s plate and he would say “BACON!” so full of love when he would go for it. I am so very proud of him. He even tried dipping it in syrup for that maple cured flavor. What a stud!
Best Video Games
OK, so here are my top 5 video games. there are only 5 spots so it was hard to make the list. I know I left out classics like Galaga, Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Space Invaders and such, and newer great games like the Resident Evil series and Metal Gear. I also have no games for PS2,3, X-Boxes, because all of those games suck dick. They are way to complicated, I get lost, and worst of all they make...
In Memorium
Well it has happened, the day we all feared, the death of one of the greats this planet has seen. Capt. Lou Albano has passed away at age 76. You may remember him from the WWF, but most probably remember hime from the Cindi Lauper videos playing her Dad. What a great man. We also mourn the end of the Rockies season. They had a heck of a season and I really enjoyed getting to watch them. ...
Wanna Laugh?
check out this site. Siblg i am sure that you will love it. http://thereifixedit.com/
See the ingenuity and retardidity of our world and wonder as the theory of natural selection is proven wrong.
September 2009
11 posts
Talkin' Softball
So this last weekend was our dept. softball game, I look forward to it every year even though it is usually snowy/rainy, and we go 2 and out. This yr was different. It was sunny and we won, a lot! We ended up winning the chapmpionship which is sweet. We even beat the best team their(besides us) 2 out of 3 and one of those times it was like 20 something to like 4. It was sweet. Take that ya...
Nuts!
Am I the only one who thinks that the pick-ups that have a set of testicles hanging from them is friggin retarded? Are you friggin kidding me? I have never met anyone who has done this, but if I do I will laugh at them and call them retard! OK, when I saw a guy the first time and he had 2 large nuts(that kind that completes bolts hanging from a cable I chuckled a lil, but these are just gay. I...
Me impersonating Norm Macdonald's Larry King
Croisandwhiches and tator tots are an awesome breakfast
RobotJox was a cheesy movie
The bar in the opening scene of Temple of Doom is “Obi Wans”
Oktoberfest is a great time to drink beer!
Ninjas are very dangerous people
Check out this sight to learn your “Douchebag” Name http://www.douchebagnamegenerator.com/
“Don’t fuck with the Babysitter!”
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Correction
I got too excited, International Talk Like a Pirate Day is tomorrow, sat the 19th. Sorry for any confusion.
ITLAPD
Hey all just a heads up, friday is internationaly talk like a pirate day. You can go to http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ for a translator and all the other importan info. I can’t wait, I almost want to talk like a pirate today but will hold it in.
Oh, and a heads up, the union did vote to forego our raises so there should be no layoffs, safe for another little while.
VMA's
OK, so I didn’t watch them but saw the clip, I have said it before and I will say it again, Kanye=Suck! He is definitely up for biggest douche in the universe. That is all.
Movie Reviews
Ok, so I saw some movies lately so thought I would give you a heads up. Hallowwen II, ok, the original Halloween was good, the first Rob Zombie remake was way good, showed how he became the killer he was, but the one sucked, I wish I had four hands so I could give it four tumbs down. None of this greatness followed in, absolutely no supsense or scary parts. It was just, there’s...
9/11
Hey all, sorry my post is late. I just wanted to say something about today as it is Sept. 11. Everyone should go about business as usual(so the terrorists don’t win) but also keep in the back of you mind what happened 8 years ago and how you felt. How we had that great tragedy all who perished, lost loved ones, or were affected, as all americans were in one way or the other. The # 343...
Fill the Boot Fruits
So it is labor day which means it is time to fill the boot to help Jerry’s Kids fight Muscular Dystrophy. I hate begging, but I like the tradition and knowing that we are helping out the kids. Our station used to sell hot dogs and hamburgers at our safeway that we shopped at. They would take credit for all the $$ though, last year they accused us of stealing from them during fill the...
My sweet break dance moves
OK, so here is a video of me doing some sweet break dancing. Now you might say that is some trick photography, well they did take 3 videos of me and put it all in one so it is like a clone army of b-boys, but I assure you, it is just 3 separate videos merged together. and you may notice that I look awfully “Tan” in one of the scenes, that was takien at the end of the summer so you...
Whistling
OK, Whistling should be outlawed, i can understand it as a means of getting somone’s attention or during Guns ‘N Roses “Patience” but otherwise it is quite possibly one of the most annoying noises ever following closely to “hey you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever?” and Fran Dressier’s laugh. If caught whistling you should be sentenced to one week...