Sorry
Sorry all, been gone, sick for a week laid up, not h1n1, then my girlfriends fatehr passed away so I have been helping her out. Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers for both My Girl and myself. I will get back on the blog soon.
Cheers,
Guy Fawkes Party
Well all, thurs was my now annual Guy Fawkes party, it was great, we drank some english beer, had a bon fire, burned an effigy, a lot of fun was had by all, probaly the most fun was watching my little nephew in the early part of the night, he was runnin all over the place and cracking everybody up. What a lil badass. The fire was a lot smaller this year as it has been drier and I didn’t want my roof or tree to catch fire. So no concerns that way. If you don’t know about Guy Fawkes you can read more about him at your local library, or just wikki him. While your searching check out Chrstopher Walken reading the lyrics to Lady Ga-Ga’s hit Pokerface.
Cheers,
Halloween
So last night was halloween. It was fun, I dressed up as beloved Simpsons character Duffman. My costume was pretty awesome. My ladyfriend dressed up as Elvira Mistress of the Dark. She was definitely looking HOT! My favorite costume was my buddy Zach, he dressed up as the 2nd amendment. How does one do that you ask? He wore overalls and had furry sleeves and paws, the right to bear arms! It was awesome, one partygoer reffered to him as “Sexy Smokey the Bear”. It was a fun party. This was also my first year handing out candy to Trick Or Treaters. I got 3 bags and ran out early, ran to the store and got another bag and then didn’t have may t or tr’s so I got screwed because I got gross cheap candy that I am stuck with. I did turn away some high school kids who didn’t even dress up. One told me to “fuck off” as he left, I prepared a bucket of cold water for any others with a similar comment, but it never happened. I know I am a jerk. I am sad that I did not get to see my nephew because the pic of his costume looked great, he was a lion and when asked what the lion says he replied with a growl. He also learned how to howl at the moon last night, and awesome talent. Well I am now tired and at work hoping that nobody needs us today because i am driving, so stay off the roads!
Pogues Review
So fri night I went to see the Pogues. They had never played Denver until that night and it was at the Ogden so small cozy venue, pretty sweet. We showed up in time to get 2 beers, find a spot and then the Pogues kicked in, so we missed the opening act, the Detroit Cobras(no big worry to me). It was sweet. The band came out and then a stage hand lead out Shane McGowan. If you think Keith Richards Ozzy, or any of those rockers are hard core, they aint shit next to Shane. He would make them all look like high school kids at a party. He has truly destroyed himself on drugs and alcohol, but he can still sing(but like Ozzy you can’t understand him when he talks). This was also a tour where he was reunited with the band after being kicked out for his problems. He sang 2 songs and then left the stage with the stagehand’s assistance. This worried me, but then 2 songs later he came back out. This repeated itself over and over again till the show was over. Shane would come out with a cigarette in his mouth with a cherry that glowed so bright because he would take a drag and the cigarrette would be finished. The crowd definitely seemed into it, there were a few that you could tell just came because of the event, and quite a few who were trying to imitate McGowan by not being able to remember the show. but it was pretty cool, my favorite that they did was Body of an American, the song that started me enjoying their music that St Patrick’s day almost 10 yrs ago. There were a few songs that I wish’d they would have played but it was still awesome, w/ 2 encores. jolly good show.
Scrape
OK, so people need to scrape off their windows if they park outside. You are not driving a friggin tank so you should not be navigating through little slits. Usually I only see women doing this but today I saw a Dude, you are gay. So either let your car warm up and melt it off b4 driving or scrape ‘em!
Bacon Nature v Nurture
So I took my nephew to breakfast today, he is 15 mos old. I have found through his actions that love of bacon is genetic. That boy kept stealing bacon off my mom’s plate and he would say “BACON!” so full of love when he would go for it. I am so very proud of him. He even tried dipping it in syrup for that maple cured flavor. What a stud!
Best Video Games
OK, so here are my top 5 video games. there are only 5 spots so it was hard to make the list. I know I left out classics like Galaga, Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Space Invaders and such, and newer great games like the Resident Evil series and Metal Gear. I also have no games for PS2,3, X-Boxes, because all of those games suck dick. They are way to complicated, I get lost, and worst of all they make me car-sick. HALO can SUCK MY BALLS!
5. Ghost and Goblins Nintedo: Your a knight, your chick gets abducted by Satan and you have to kill bad guys to get to her. Typical nintendo, move left to right, a jumps, b shoots. This was a tough spot because I love Contra so much since you can have 2 playes at once and unlimited lives, but this when you get hit the first time you lose your armor and run around in your underwear, wizards can turn you into a frog (right up there with Kid Icarus getting turned into an eggplant) and my Dad and I had a lot of fun with it.
4. Conker’s Bad Fur Day N-64: A game we got hooked on in college, while I didn’t play much of the single person game the multiplayer stuff was incredible, but very vulgar and violent. I enjoyed fighting on it mor than Bond.
3. Earthworm Jim Sega Genesis: Ok, sweet ass graphics, funny storyline, and your a friggin worm in a suit with a gun and you whip your head at things. Lots of fun.
2. Tiger Woods Golf Playstation: While the game on it’s own is probably pretty boring we changed it up while a bnch of us lived together in breck. It became Drinking Tiger Woods, drink for rough, 2 for hazards, 1 for every stroke over par, 1 handed out for every stroke under par, and so forth, a lot of great times and drunkeness from it.
1. Worms Playstation: Ok, I got this game over Christmas break in high school and my Dad and I would be up till 1 or 2 in the am playing it. Everyone has a team of 4 worms and by using various weapons try to destroy each other. Ordinaty weapons like bazookas and grenades to banana bombs and exploding sheep. Lots of laughs, strategy, fights, and fun with this one.
In Memorium
Well it has happened, the day we all feared, the death of one of the greats this planet has seen. Capt. Lou Albano has passed away at age 76. You may remember him from the WWF, but most probably remember hime from the Cindi Lauper videos playing her Dad. What a great man. We also mourn the end of the Rockies season. They had a heck of a season and I really enjoyed getting to watch them. They seem like a great buncha Dudes who have a lot of fun out there. I enjoyed the season. Go Rockies!
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